Funny Christmas ShirtsYou Can Personalize
Turn your Christmas joke, family one-liner, or meme-worthy idea into custom funny Christmas shirts. Add your own text or photo, and we print it in full color in New Jersey, ready before the eggnog runs out.
Funny Christmas Shirts for Adults
The funniest table at Christmas dinner is usually the grown-up one. Our funny Christmas shirts for adults are built for exactly that crowd: sarcastic one-liners, wine and eggnog jokes, and the kind of humor that lands after the kids go to bed. Pick a funny holiday shirt idea or write your own, and we print it in bold, full color.
These funny christmas t shirts work for holiday parties, white elephant exchanges, bar crawls, and lazy Christmas mornings alike. Order one for yourself or a matching set for your whole adult crew, with sizes up to 3XL and no minimums.
Turn Your Christmas Joke Into a Custom Shirt
Need funny christmas shirt ideas? Start with one of these, tweak the words, or hand us the joke your family repeats every December.
Santa Sass
Santa jokes with attitude, from naughty-list humor to sleigh puns.
Cookie & Food Jokes
For the ones who show up for the cookies and leave with the leftovers.
Grinch Mode
Sarcastic anti-cheer humor for the reluctant holiday participant.
Reindeer Bits
Reindeer games, antler puns, and barnyard-of-the-North-Pole humor.
Gift Exchange Gags
Secret Santa and White Elephant shirts that steal the show.
Family Inside Jokes
That one line from last Christmas? Put it on a shirt this year.
Funny Christmas Shirts With Your Own Text or Photo
Type your own punchline, upload a photo, or send a meme-style design, and we turn it into a custom funny Christmas shirt. Grandma's face on a Christmas sweater graphic? A group photo with Santa hats? Your text, your rules.
- ✍️ Your own saying, quote, or one-liner
- 📸 Photos and meme-style designs printed in full color
- 🏷️ Names, nicknames, or the year
- 👕 Different text on each shirt in one order
- 🎨 Free layout help so it reads just right
Pick a Shirt for Your Christmas Joke
Every funny holiday shirt starts with a comfy blank. Choose a style, then load up your joke, text, or photo in full color.
Funny Christmas Shirts for Holiday Parties
Secret Santa, White Elephant, ugly sweater night, or just drinks with the crew. A funny shirt is the easiest way to win the party.
Secret Santa & White Elephant
Gag-gift shirts that get stolen three times in one exchange. Funny, giftable, and under budget.
Ugly Sweater Night
Print a tacky christmas shirts design on a crewneck and walk in as the instant contest favorite.
Friendmas & Get-Togethers
Matching funny holiday shirts for bar crawls, dinner parties, and the annual group photo.
Funny Christmas Shirts for Families & Groups
Funny family christmas shirts work best when the whole crew is in on the joke. Print one shared punchline across every size, or give each person their own line, like "The Reason We're Late" and "Also The Reason We're Late."
Funny christmas shirts for family photos, matching pajama-morning tees, and cousin-crew shirts all ship together in one order, from toddler to adult sizes.
Funny Christmas Shirts for Coworkers & Office Parties
Office parties need humor that lands with everyone, including HR. We print work-safe funny shirts for team parties, department gift exchanges, and company photos.
Add your team name or an inside joke from the group chat, order mixed sizes in one run, and have the whole department matching before the holiday party.
Cute, Sarcastic & Family-Friendly Christmas Humor
Every family has its own flavor of funny. Choose the tone that fits your crowd, and we match the design to it.
Cute & Punny
Sweet reindeer, cocoa jokes, and wordplay the grandparents will love.
Sarcastic
Dry one-liners and holiday side-eye for the seasonally unbothered.
Family-Friendly
Clean jokes that work for the church potluck and the school party alike.
Adult Christmas Humor
Looking for something a little bolder? Our adult humor line covers cheeky sayings, cocktail-hour jokes, and inappropriate christmas shirts of the wink-wink variety, edgy enough to get a laugh, tame enough for the family party.
Write your own line or ask us to punch one up. We keep it clever, not crude, so your shirt is the joke everyone remembers for the right reasons.
Tacky & Ugly Christmas Shirt Ideas
Want an ugly christmas t shirt without the itchy sweater? We print loud, gloriously tacky christmas shirts, think glitter-look ornaments, chaotic patterns, and over-the-top Santa graphics, on soft tees and crewnecks you will actually want to wear again.
Ready-To-Press Christmas Transfers
Not feeling creative? Grab a ready-made Christmas transfer, press it onto your blanks, and you are party-ready. A few favorites from the collection.
Funny Christmas Shirts Near Elmwood Park, NJ
Need funny Christmas shirts fast? We print everything in-house at our Elmwood Park shop, minutes from Paterson, Clifton, Garfield, and Hackensack, and a quick hop from NYC. Order online and pick up locally, or have it shipped anywhere in the country.
Last-minute party tomorrow? Call us and we will tell you exactly what is possible before you order.
Local Pickup & Fast Turnaround
- 📍 495 Mola Blvd Unit #8, Elmwood Park, NJ 07407
- 📞 (201) 465-0000
- 🕐 Mon to Fri 9 AM to 7 PM, Sat to Sun 10 AM to 5 PM ET
- 🚗 Free local pickup, rush orders by 4 PM ET
- 📦 Nationwide shipping from our NJ shop
How to Order a Custom Funny Christmas Shirt
From punchline to doorstep in four steps. Bring the joke, we bring the print.
Pick Your Joke
Write your own line, choose an idea, or upload a photo or design.
Choose a Shirt
Tee, crewneck, or hoodie, in the colors and sizes you need.
Add the Details
Names, the year, or different text on each shirt in the same order.
We Print & Ship
Full-color printing in NJ, shipped fast or ready for local pickup.
Upload, Build & Order Your Joke
Got your funny design ready? Upload it, build a gang sheet for the whole crew, or order transfers by size to press yourself.
Blank Shirts by the Piece
Pressing your own funny Christmas design? Stock up on premium blanks in adult, women's, youth, and long sleeve styles, with no minimums.
Browse All Ready-To-Press Transfers
Want more press-ready designs beyond Christmas? Explore the full ready-to-press collection and press them onto your own blanks.
Make Christmas Funny.
Write your own holiday joke, upload a photo, or grab a ready-made transfer. Printed in New Jersey with no minimums, fast turnaround, and free local pickup.
Funny Christmas Shirt FAQ
Everything you need to know about ordering funny Christmas shirts from DTF Jersey.